An encounter with,
Old Indian Lady, looking very closely at HY while she was choosing roses:
Young Man, there are many aphids in these roses. You can’t see them but they are inside, many of them… They have destroyed many of my roses, be careful!
HY grabs the bunch even tighter (with unopened buds). Pays for it, of course.
Sometimes we are quite inventive at home. We use the Hello Kitty Nail Buff to buff our metal work. Yo dusts off afterwards.