The property manager who works for the investment company that owns 93 Club Street has informed us that we also need to remove the three antique pendant lamps original to the building, all of which have never worked since the day we moved in.
I have vertigo from rolling my eyes. If it was Lee Kuan Yew renting the space, will they ask Lee Kuan Yew to remove the lights?
Meanwhile, the white guy renting the upper floors of the building does not need to do anything before moving out. The thing is, when you’re Chinese, a woman, and gay, you will always think, is it my race, is it my gender.
In any case, the investment company should just buy their employees a bunch of coolie hats and make them prostrate permanently at dick level already.